We asked ChatGPT to write us a funny maid-of-honor speech for a lesbian wedding

As a companion to our AI-written gay wedding speech, we also asked ChatGPT to write us a funny maid-of-honor speech for a lesbian wedding. Again, it wasn’t as good as something we think a close friend could craft themselves, but it might give you some inspiration. We also asked it to make its first attempt funnier. The results follow!

ChatGPT wedding speech attempt 1

Hello everyone, and welcome to this beautiful and joyous celebration of love. For those of you who don’t know me, I am the maid of honor, and I am honored to be standing here in front of you all today. And let me tell you, planning this wedding has been an absolute blast. I mean, who knew that choosing the perfect rainbow-themed centerpieces could be so much fun?

Now, I want to talk about the two incredible women who brought us all together today. They are two of the most loving, caring, and hilarious people I have ever met. They share a love that is so pure and true that even Hallmark would struggle to put it into words. And, let’s be honest, Hallmark could use a little help in the diversity department.

But, let’s get down to business, shall we? As the maid of honor, it is my duty to embarrass the bride and make everyone laugh. So, let me tell you a little story about the first time the brides met. They were at a party, and they locked eyes from across the room. And, just like in the movies, time slowed down, and they both knew that they had found their soulmate. And then, they promptly spilled their drinks all over each other. Classic.

But, let me tell you, that was just the beginning of their beautiful love story. They have been inseparable ever since, and I’m pretty sure they can read each other’s minds at this point. And, let’s be real, that’s pretty impressive. I’ve known them both for a long time, and I still can’t tell when they’re about to burst into song, and that happens a lot.

But, on a serious note, watching these two beautiful women fall in love and commit to spending their lives together has been a true privilege. They have faced challenges and obstacles, but they have always faced them together, with love, laughter, and an impressive collection of Beyoncรฉ albums.

Now, I know I’m supposed to give some advice to the happy couple, so here it is: always remember that love is the most important thing. And, when times get tough, just dance it out. Seriously, it works every time. And, of course, don’t forget to laugh, love, and appreciate the little things.

Finally, let me raise a glass to the happy couple, and to love in all its forms. May your marriage be filled with joy, laughter, and a lifetime supply of rainbow-colored everything. Cheers! And let’s party like it’s Pride month all year long!

ChatGPT wedding speech attempt 2

First of all, let me just say how absolutely stunning our brides look today. Seriously, you two could give Beyoncรฉ a run for her money. I mean, have you ever seen a more beautiful couple? And not just on the outside, but on the inside too. These two are the kind of people who light up a room with their love and their infectious energy. It’s no wonder we’re all here today, celebrating their union.

Now, I’ve known the bride on my left for years, and let me tell you, she’s one of the funniest people I know. In fact, I’m pretty sure she’s responsible for at least 50% of the jokes in our group chat. And the bride on my right? She’s the kind of person who will give you the shirt off her back, and then invite you over for pizza and a movie. Together, they make the perfect team – like Batman and Robin, but with less spandex.

And speaking of team, let’s talk about the wedding planning process. I’m not going to lie, folks, it was a bit of a rollercoaster. There were highs and lows, moments of sheer panic and moments of pure joy. At one point, I’m pretty sure I saw the bride on my left having a full-blown argument with a piece of paper. But through it all, these two kept their sense of humor intact. And let me tell you, folks, that’s the key to a successful marriage. Laughter really is the best medicine.

So, let’s get down to the nitty-gritty, shall we? I know I’m supposed to give some advice to the happy couple, so here goes nothing. First of all, never go to bed angry. Unless, of course, you’re too tired to fight, in which case, just roll over and go to sleep. It’s amazing how much easier things look in the morning with a good night’s sleep.

Secondly, always remember that communication is key. If you’re upset about something, don’t bottle it up – talk it out. And if that fails, just bribe each other with ice cream. It’s a foolproof method.

Thirdly, never underestimate the power of a good dance party. Seriously, folks, if you’re feeling down, just put on some Beyoncรฉ and shake it off. It’s impossible to be sad when you’re dancing like nobody’s watching.

And finally, always remember that love is a journey, not a destination. It’s not always going to be easy, but if you stick together, you can conquer anything. And when times get tough, just remember that you’re not alone. You have each other, and you have all of us, your friends and family, cheering you on every step of the way.

So, let’s raise a glass to these two beautiful brides, and to love in all its forms. May your marriage be filled with laughter, joy, and an unlimited supply of pizza and ice cream. Cheers! And let’s party like it’s 1999! Or, you know, like it’s Pride month every day.

Read More: How to write a maid-of-honor speech for a LGBTQ+ wedding.

Darren Burn
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