With the rise of AI, we thought we’d ask ChatGPT to write us a funny speech for a gay wedding. To be honest, we weren’t particularly impressed – and it wasn’t actually that funny. We then told it to write it again and make it funnier and add more jokes. It was moderately funnier. So don’t be tempted to let artificial intelligence take over. Use your own. It’ll probably come out better!
ChatGPT wedding speech attempt 1
Good evening, everyone! It is an honor to be standing here today, surrounded by so much love and joy, and celebrating the union of two amazing individuals who happen to be in love with each other regardless of gender. I am here today, as the best man, to share some thoughts about the happy couple, to provide some laughs, some tears, and to make you feel all warm and fuzzy inside. Let’s do this!
First, let me start by saying that love is love, and it knows no gender, no boundaries, and no limits. It is a force of nature that can move mountains, change hearts, and bring people together in the most beautiful and unexpected ways. And, it is that kind of love that brought these two wonderful people together today.
When I first met the grooms, I knew right away that they were a perfect match. One was charming, witty, and stylish, while the other was… well, also charming, witty, and stylish. They were like two peas in a fabulous, rainbow-colored pod. But, what I loved most about them, was the way they looked at each other, with so much love, respect, and admiration. You could tell that they were meant to be together, that they had found their soulmate in each other, and that they were ready to take on the world, hand in hand.
Planning a gay wedding is not for the faint of heart. It takes a lot of work, a lot of creativity, and a lot of patience. From coordinating outfits, choosing the perfect rainbow cake, and figuring out which Beyoncé song to play for the first dance, it can be overwhelming at times. But, what makes it all worth it, is the love that goes into it, the support of family and friends, and the knowledge that you are celebrating something truly special and meaningful.
Speaking of family and friends, I want to take a moment to acknowledge and thank all of you for being here today. Your presence means the world to the happy couple, and it is a testament to the love and support that they have in their lives. Whether you are a parent, a sibling, a friend, or a furry companion, your presence here today is a reflection of the love and acceptance that you have for them, and that means everything.
To the happy couple, I want to say this: you are an inspiration to us all. Your love, your kindness, and your generosity of spirit, are what make you so special and unique. You have touched our lives in ways that you may not even know, and you have shown us what it means to love someone unconditionally, to support them through thick and thin, and to always be there for each other, no matter what. You are truly a gift to each other and to the world, and we are all blessed to know you.
As we celebrate your love today, let us remember that love is love, and it comes in many different forms, shapes, and sizes. Let us celebrate diversity, acceptance, and inclusion, and let us stand together, as one community, in support of each other’s love and happiness. And, let us raise a glass to the happy couple, to a lifetime of love, laughter, and endless amounts of glitter.
Cheers to the grooms, and to all of us who are here today to celebrate love in all its forms. Thank you for having me, and congratulations on your wedding day!
ChatGPT wedding speech attempt 2
Good evening, everyone! I’m thrilled to be here, standing before you, as we witness the union of two incredible people. Now, let’s all take a moment to appreciate how fabulous everyone looks tonight. I mean, I haven’t seen this much sequin and glitter since the last time I went to a drag show.
But, on a more serious note, I want to talk about the two lovebirds that brought us all together tonight. As we all know, planning a wedding is stressful, and planning a gay wedding is like planning a straight wedding, but with way more rainbows and RuPaul music. And let’s be real, who doesn’t love a good RuPaul lip sync battle?
Now, let me tell you a little bit about the grooms. They’re both amazing, talented, and drop-dead gorgeous. And, they have so much in common, from their love of musical theater to their obsession with Beyoncé. In fact, the first time they met, they both showed up in matching outfits, and it was like they had planned it all along. I mean, who knew that love could be so coordinated?
But, in all honesty, what makes these two such a great match is their ability to make each other laugh, even during the most stressful of times. When one of them is feeling down, the other knows just the right thing to say or do to cheer them up. It’s like they have their own little private comedy show, and we’re all lucky enough to witness it tonight.
Speaking of comedy, let me share a little joke with you. Why did the gay couple break up? Because they were not on the same playlist. Okay, okay, I’ll leave the jokes to the professionals. But, seriously, these two have the kind of love that makes everyone around them feel warm and fuzzy inside. They’re the kind of couple that you look at and think, “Yep, they’re going to be together forever, or at least until one of them gets cast in a Broadway show.”
All jokes aside, though, let’s remember that love is love, and it’s something to be celebrated, cherished, and supported. And, let’s also remember that weddings are about more than just the glitter, the cake, and the music (although those are pretty important). Weddings are about celebrating the love between two people and the commitment they’re making to each other.
So, let’s raise a glass to the happy couple, and to love in all its forms. May your marriage be filled with joy, laughter, and lots and lots of glitter. Cheers!